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The Thump of The Month


UPDATED 10.31.2005

And you thought the page of shame was cool...
Welcome to our crazy feature at Flats Tattooing!

The Thump of The Month! We take it a step further, we take the BEST shame features and post it here. the situations and stories dont get any better! The THUMP of the Month is Exactly that...the sound of someone passing out as that dull thud or THUMP sounds around the shop as the person hits the ground. Each Month this page features only the BEST out takes of the shame page and we will feature the story with the pics here too!

If anyone feels that their pic should not be in this site. I ask that you please contact Mr. Guy Flatley. Any posting of pics is given permission by the person being represented. Any pic in this Thump section will be showing faces. No Persoan was harmed or in danger in any way. This is all meant to just be good old embarrassing fun. No names what so ever will be posted. If anyone feels that they need a pic removed, please contact us. This site is to only have have fun, and in no way is intended to harm anyone in anyway.

You may find YOUR picture here! Enjoy the pics!

Most Updated pics are placed at the top

See who was crowned the Official Newest KING and QUEEN of the Thump of the Month Page!
We crowned a queen you can see her story and Pics below... The King has been crowned as well, his pic and story below too! Keep scrollong down too, and check out the additions to this page, the month is shown next to their story!

Now, Meet our King and Queen Of the Thump of the Month! If your passout is better,
YOU may just be the Newly crowned one, and taking the covetted title! Click on the Royal pictures to get to their big pic and scroll down to read their stories below.




FIRST TO BIFF AT OUR NEW LOCATION! NEW
OCTOBER.31.2005-The FIRST TO GO...
He was the OFFICIAL FIRST! We were at our newest location at 10 Fort Hill Road. We had just moved the shop to a new building we bought. We were all waiting to see who would be the first to pass out and loose it at the new place. This guy had tattoos too! He was there with a friend which was getting his first...he was being tourtured by his buddy that had tattoos already. With all th fun and talk...in the end the newbie sat fine. The guy who was teasing him passed out cold! Its all in fun, he was revived, ok, and continued on. Congrats for being the first Biffer to break the new place in!




OFFICIAL THUMP KING
JANUARY.2005-The FIRST FOR 2005...
We have been waiting to see who would be the FIRST to kick off the 2005 New Year with something GREAT...we had a guy here do just that! He was getting his tongue pierced by Dave. Not only did he pass out cold...once he was revived...he puked! He couldnt make it to the bathroom so he had to throwup in the trashcan in front of him! What a way to kick off the new year buddy...you are the OFFICIAL FIRST! And...for an added FEATURE BONUS...you have been crowned the NEW OFFICIAL KING of the Thump of the Month!!!



NOVEMBER.2003-The Crashing Nose Piercing.
Its busy in the shop...people are coming in and out and theres piercing and tattooing going on. All of a sudden in the piercing room, comes a loud crashing sound...just like you would here at a restraunt as a server drops an enormous tray of dishes and silverware. Then...silence in the shop, Cory yells out..."is everything ok in there??!!"...then from the piercing room Christian yells.."Yes, Dawn, quick get the camera!!"...Its all caught on digital! This girl came in for a nose piercing, and when she passed out, took out the piercing cart with all the tools and everything went crashing all over the floor. Just check out the pic! She was fine when she left...a bit saken, but fine.



OCTOBER.2003-The Prince of Birthdays biffs Out.
Well...you really had to get that tattoo on your birthday...not only that but the Birthday Prince wore his cute little party hat which was also to be a part of the picture too! His tattoo idea was big at first...we eventually settled on a small oriental symbol on the back of the shoulder. Yes, he sure was nervous and his family was there taking pics and witnessing the entire thing as he went out like a light! He eventually recovered and was able to finish the tattoo, it was real close there though, we were all not too sure if he was just going to have a birthday outline! ha! he finished it though! Happy Birthday...Ill see you when you are ready to add that flag to it.



OFFICIAL THUMP QUEEN
SEPTEMBER.2003-Let the Paramedics sort it out.
So she came in for a simple belly piercing...so she thought. Well, she hendled the piercing great, but...thats until she was in the parking lot at her car. She happened to lean on her car to just chill a bit, and wham...out like a light. She banged her head on her car, well, as this happened, she was with her friends and an ambulance was passing by at that moment and saw the entire thing and pulled in. Paramedics jumped out and helped. She was fine, a bump on the head and as bit shaken....then even MORE embarrassment...then a fire truck pulled in, then another ambulance and 2 police cars! Ha, the sirens all going off, the attention...we got it ALL on camera!! The poor girl was so embarrassed, what an experience! She ended up ok at the end.



SEPTEMBER.2003-Nipples Just Make me Pass out.
This poor guy, was here to support his girl. She was here to get her nipples pierced. Well, she did fine, but he was a little pale and left the piercing room for air and them, wham...he bounced off the wall and thumped onto the floor. He was out like a light. We all made sure he was ok, and of couse laughed and took pics! His girl was fine, never even flinched! Shes pictured here next to him just after he was ok to stand up, ha!


This page will be continually updated, so look for more great pics!






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